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Being the silly fangirl I am, I recently got sucked back into the world of Naruto fanfiction. Now, either the fic writers have all gone downhill, or I used to have really shitty taste in fanficion. That or I'm just pickier.

But for real.

So the basis of the story is that Naruto and Sasuke, uber rivals, are locked in a house together to help them get along (either they kill one another, or work out their differences). Okay, that's fine - not a problem with that. The issue I take is that after the two of them get into a silly argument, Naruto stomps over to his sleeping bag and complains internally that he wishes there were a weapon on hand that he could use to kill Sasuke.

....lemme just take a MOMENT here to explain the error in this thinking.
You were just eating breakfast in the kitchen. What about the table?! Break a leg off and beat his head in! Use the chair to smash into his back and then grab a shard and cut his throat!
What about the utensils you were eating with?! Smash a knife into his gut! Gouge his eyes out with a spoon! Stab his throat with a fork!
What about the food itself?! Lob some of those fruits at his head! Drown him with milk! Hell, there's a sink in the kitchen too! Drown him there! Or even poison!
What about that door you went through in the morning to get to the bathroom?! Rip the knob off and throw it at him! Break the door down to make a club!
What about that sleeping bag you're sitting on?! Suffocate him with it! Tear a strip off and choke him to death! You can use his sleeping bag after he's dead anyways.
You're wearing clothes too, right?! Tear your damn shirt off and kill him with that!
Or, no. Wait. YOU'RE A NINJA. YOUR ENTIRE SELF IS A FUCKING WEAPON!

So no. Sorry. I can't read this story anymore. It took me less than five minutes to think of things you could use to kill Sasuke with, and I wasn't even trying. You're a high level ninja and you can't think of any of this? I call bullshit.

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Date: 2012-10-21 09:36 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thousanth
Naruto!! I keep thinking I need to pick up where I left off with that manga. (I gave up on the anime after the giant and crappy fillerfillerfiller episodes kicked in. Shippuden was looking pretty good though.)

Ah, Naruto fanfic. :3

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Date: 2012-10-22 04:47 (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] 1179875
I liked the manga but the show I could not watch. That fic sounds like little thought went into it.

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